bombs in bottles
Inspired by the silly questions from yesterday, I decided to make (and answer) some even sillier questions.
There's no tagging involved. Answer these if you like, or if not don't. (The list is at the bottom for easier copy-pasting.)
Popcorn. It's my main source of grain consumption. I love good popcorn (and loathe bad popcorn).
I'm torn. On the one hand, I think it could be very fun to have a pet in the "mid-size pure muscle carnivore" range: a Pallas cat, a wolverine, a honey badger, maybe a fisher. On the other, the white-tailed deer would make excellent livestock if it wasn't such a skittish, curious little shithead.
We're seven and a half minutes into the fourth quarter of a particularly chilly Homecoming. It's late, everyone is tired, our football team is getting stomped, and I am definitely not paying attention to what I'm being asked anymore.
"Hey coach!" one of my colorguard kids yells from the track.
"Hey what?" I yell back, in the time-honored tradition of marching bands everywhere.
"Would you wear a coconut bra?" the kid yells.
"Sure," I say, laughing...and then I realize where she's standing. Not with the guard. No, she's standing with a couple of grass-skirt-wearing cheerleaders...one of whom is holding up a coconut bra.
And that's how I ended up leading the post-game fight song slash stands dance in front of the entire town in my staff jacket, a glowstick necklace, and a coconut bra.
Elon Musk. I hate them all, but he'd be the most fun to watch melt down. I'd invest the rest in an army of antitrust lawyers.
A team of Batman villains gets together to uncover a massive government conspiracy to conceal the existence of aliens.
SYNCHRONIZED SKATING. Get this "team event" crap out of my face. Synchro is fast, it's dangerous (my only serious injuries on the ice were all in synchro), it's very easy for an audience to follow, it's entertaining asf. Give me synchronized skating.
What's a food you never tire of eating?
If you could domesticate any animal, what would it be?
What's the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
Which individual, organization, company, or corporation would you bankrupt if you could?
If you mashed up the plots of the last two TV shows/movies you saw, the resulting story would be about....
What isn't an Olympic sport, but should be?
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